Worship leader came to the door with his kids. I gave them oil and shoehorns. When they asked “why”… “to get your dad out of those pants”
— Bitter Blue Betty (@BitterBlueBetty) October 31, 2012
After reading a list of Rick Warren’s tweets, I’m pretty sure he’s the guy that writes for fortune cookies.
— Unappreciated Pastor (@Rev_Norespect) November 2, 2012
Brought the churches 6000 watt portable sound system to my house last night to blast scream sound effects at trick-or-treaters. #overkill?
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) November 1, 2012
I think @christomlin would be better if one of his band members had an eye patch like the guy in Dr. Hook.
— TheSurlyDeacon (@TheSurlyDeacon) November 1, 2012
No-shave-November for the whole #worship band! Here’s to hoping our female singer wears pants…
— AwkWorship Drummer© (@AwkWorshipDrumr) November 1, 2012
Remember: This Sunday is Benny Hinn Day. Everybody fall back! bit.ly/TbKY5l
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) November 1, 2012
I wanted to bless parents, so I gave out 5 hr energy drinks to all the Trick or Treaters.
— Celebrity Pastor (@CelebrityPastor) November 1, 2012
Time for the campaign to stop…