Love The Lord your God with all your heart, soul, strength, mind…and subwoofers. That’s in the bible.
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) September 17, 2012
Worship team practice is canceled. Use the four chords from last week.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) September 20, 2012
Just had my tat touched up and teeth whitened all charged as business expense on church card. #BudgetSwag
— Hip Worship Guy ™ (@HipWorshipGuy) September 20, 2012
if you’re a church hosting our tour, chances are we are making fun of you and your “musicians” in the greenroom. lol. #worship
— CelebWorshipKeys (@CelebWorshipKey) September 20, 2012
Worship leader found the old choir music closet. I told him they’re Greek manuscripts. Doesn’t know the difference.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) September 19, 2012
Logging on PCO, replacing all #worship boy’s song demos with Taylor Swift.
— Traditional Song Guy (@TradSongGuy) September 20, 2012
I want to serve God, but I think my spiritual gift is to serve as His adviser. #Godneedsme
— TheSurlyDeacon (@TheSurlyDeacon) September 20, 2012
#MegaChurch baptized like a Gazillion people this weekend!(Need to double check staff math skills…not sure Gazillion is accurate?)
— Mega Church Pastor (@MegaChrchPastor) September 16, 2012