If this homeschool kid brings his Legos to youth group one more time, I’m going to send him on our North Korea trip. Build now ya freak.
— CelebrityYouthPastor (@CelebYouthGuy) June 24, 2012
If you even think about trying to anoint my sound board with that anointing oil…I’ll anoint your face with my fist. #WRATH
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) June 28, 2012
Getting on stage & realizing your pack is still on the TP despenser from your pre service “quiet time” on the throne. #WorshipLeaderProblems
— Hip Worship Guy ™ (@HipWorshipGuy) June 25, 2012
Pastor wants his turn at a zillion YouTube hits, so this week, he’s going to boil the frog.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) June 27, 2012
Told my son if he wants to date, he has to find a girl that’s just like our olive oil. Extra Virgin.
— Celeb Worship Leader (@CelebWorshipLdr) June 26, 2012