Silly Advenstists! The one denomination that can go to Chick-Fil-A after church, and they’re vegetarians.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) July 27, 2012
— AnonymousYouthPastor (@YouthPastrAnon) August 3, 2012
#DailyZinger-For when there are a few too many wrong notes:”Man, I really dig that jazz improve you did over “Our God””
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) August 3, 2012
group of old ladies came up to me at store. said they’re coming to church because they heard i’m playing. i autographed barcodes. #imawesome
— CelebWorshipKeys (@CelebWorshipKey) August 3, 2012