The kids raised their hands and wept when we played “Don’t Stop Believing” at the altar call. #holymoment
— CelebrityYouthPastor (@CelebYouthGuy) September 7, 2012
The keyboardist forgot to come out for the “end of message” pad….so the preacher is still preaching. Church ended and hour ago.
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) September 6, 2012
Hired #worship ribbon dancers. They’re part of my entrance on stage this weekend.
— Celeb Worship Leader (@CelebWorshipLdr) September 6, 2012
You know it’s gonna be a good night when the guitarists ask: “On a scale of 1 to Iron Maiden, how were our guitarmonies??”
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) September 5, 2012
We asked for a hymn| Shine Jesus Shine doesn’t count | You whippersnapper #CurmudgeonHaiku
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) September 5, 2012
Just designed a bumper sticker of me head butting the Darwin fish.
— Celebrity Pastor (@CelebrityPastor) September 5, 2012
Well, and then there’s this…