Worship leader tip: Asking for a “clap offering” is a way of telling Jesus you’re sorry the song didn’t go well.
— Church Curmudgeon (@ChrchCurmudgeon) June 21, 2012
When I lift my hands in worship, I make sure to show a little midriff to show off the top of my designer underwear.
— Celeb Worship Leader (@CelebWorshipLdr) June 20, 2012
The pastor told me I need to set an example by lifting my hands during worship…I guess I’ll just mix with my toes….
— Worship Sound Guy (@WorshipSoundGuy) June 20, 2012
Thinking of conducting DNA tests from now on to determine who leaves bottles & other trash lying around #ymproblems
— AnonymousYouthPastor (@YouthPastrAnon) June 20, 2012
**sigh** Bad argument with a fellow pastor. Apparently some people don’t think early DC Talk songs count as “hymns.”
— HipsterPastor (@HipsterPastor) June 20, 2012